Jungle Fever....I Think I May Be Catching It!

Don't get me wrong, I love the Washington DC Metropolitan area, but there is one slight problem; THE YOUNG SUCCESSFUL AFRICAN AMERICAN COMMUNITY IS WAAAAAAAYYY TOO SMALL!

So that being said, I am thinking about batting for the other team. Not carpet munching, but white boys! I really think that would be a good look for me for the following reasons:

• None of my friends have dated or had a crush on him already




• He may share my love of CBS and ABC sitcoms




• If we were to get married, our kids will have cute curly hair




• His credit probably good




• He won't mind Mojo sleeping in the bed with us




• If our son is a Junior, then I won't have to worry about him not having a "Resume-Friendly" name




• I was told that I can claim it on my taxes




• He would help me bridge the gap with my neighbors

The only problem is, I do not know how to pick out a white boy. This is not like picking out a pair of shoes.

How "down" should he be?

Or maybe not "down" at all!

How big is too big?

How small is too small?

I think I want him to be smart?

But can he have a sense of humor too?

Now that I have evaluated my options, I think I have come up with my ideal white man....