Monday, November 24, 2008

I'm Back!

Let me first start off by apologizing for my hiatus. Things have been a little hectic with work. I'm sure those of you with a J.O.B. can understand that.


Now its time for business....


So, earlier today, I was talking to a near and dear friend of mine about football. I protect his identity, I will not use his real name, we will call him Mr. X. For those of you curious on who this Mr. X may be, I will give you a clue:


Mr. X made a comment to me that the Seattle Seahawks would, I QUOTE, "Beat the Redskins A** today." He also went as far to say, "I can't not wait to watch Seattle whip the Redskins."


So unless football has converted to the PGA Golf scoring system, the Redskins did not get whipped. As a matter of fact, THEY WON!!!

To further throw salt in the wound, Mr. X not only wanted San Francisco to beat the Cowboys, he actually convinced himself that it was going to happen. Well Mr. X, I hate to break the bad news to you, but.....


So once again, unless the NFL switched up the scoring system....Mr. X, you were wrong AGAIN!

Lastly, I would like to address one more incorrect fact Mr. X shared with me. This one may (at least it should) appall most of you. Mr. X had the nerve to say that the San Francisco 49ers had a better record then the Redskins this season. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! I will repeat for the non-believers...

Mr. X had the nerve to say that the San Francisco 49ers had a better record then the Redskins this season. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! Aww man....no matter how many times I say, it is just as funny as it was the first time around.

Hey Mr. X....You poor thing, I do not want you to continue to walk around as misinformed as you are, so here you go....

The Washington Redskins are 7-4 and the San Francisco 49ers are 3-8. But Mr. X, I think I know what mistake you have made; I'm sure a 3 year old somewhere has made the same mistake, but just so you know (for future reference), the record is "Win-Loss," so thats why Washington has the better record.

Well Mr. X, I believe I have said all that needs to be said. I just would like to leave you with these parting words:


KICK ROCKS PUNK!!!!!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

IM COOL WIT THE SKINS WINNING AND 49ERS LOSING...SO ITS COOL...I STILL SEE NO SUPER BOWL FOR THEM SKINS...AND ON ANOTHER NOTE...HOW ABOUT THEM WIZARDS LMAO!!!