A Tribute to the Unwise

Face it, we all have that one friend, relative, co-worker, etc. who's elevator doesn't quite reach the top floor. If you are thinking, "nope, I do not know anyone like that," THEN YOU ARE THE ONE THAT WE ARE THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW!

As I grow older and more mature, I try to find more politically correct terms to use when referencing someone that is not like me. So I am trying to cut the word "DUMB" out of my vocabulary, so I will call the following blog, "A Tribute to the Unwise."

90% of the time, the unwise get on my LAST NERVE, but the other 10% of the time I am thoroughly amused by them. Eventhough I have created this trubute for the unwise worldwide, I would like to personally give a shot out to the Ambassador of the Unwise:

If it wasn't for the unwise, we would not see Warning labels like the one listed below. I say this because, most of the time, warnings are only created because someone has tried or challenged something that has caused harm to themself or someone around them.

"Do not spray in eyes."- Windex

"Do not take if allergic to aspirin." -Bayer Aspirin

"Do not make grilled cheeses in the waffle makers."-St. Mary's College (MD) Cafeteria

"Warning: May cause drowsiness" -Nytol Sleep Aid

"May contain foam" -Stridex Foaming Face Wash

If it wasn't for the unwise, 1/2 of the lawyers that no one would trust with a REAL cases would be unemployed. The unemployment rates are already astronomical, and it is the unwise that help keep the numbers down a little bit.

A man in Knoxsville, TN claims that he was overcome with the Holy Spirit when he fainted and hit his head. In return, the man filed a lawsuit against the church for $2.5 million in medical bills, lost income and pain and suffering.

A school Janitor in the United Kingdom who was injured falling off a six-foot stepladder is suing his employee, claiming he was not trained how to use it properly. Although he admits using other ladders for at least 30 years without mishap, he claims that his employer should have showed him how to use the 6ft ladder safely. He is suing the Awbridge Primary School near Romsey, Hampshire for 15,000-50,000 pounds.

If it wasn't for the unwise, the other 1/2 of lawyers that no one would trust with a REAL cases would be unemployed.

Miss Louisiana's Teen USA contender and some of her friends didn't like the service that they recieved at a restaurant and decided to skip paying the check. The problem is, she forgot her purse on the table, which contained her personal identification, her Xanax, and her bag of pot.

A 29-year-old Michigan man was arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash. I do not think I need to go any further with this story!

33 year old, Binh Quang Chau who was allegedly poaching lobsters was caught with six of them stuffed down his pants. He was arrested when the wardens noticed "odd bulges" in his pants.

An imate who was just a day away from release fled from the Stanislaus County Inmate Honor Farm in Grayson, California.

To wrap up my tribute to the unwise, I would like to leave you with some images for your viewing pleasure