Wanna Rumble Wit Da Bee....Huh?

The QUEEN BEE was out in full effect lastnight at LOVE Night Club. When asked, "You Wanna Rumble wit da bee, huh?" These "unwise" victims were stung by the bee, the QB doesn't discriminate on who she stings...

Oversized Baby....do you wanna rumble wit da bee, huh?

BZZZZZZZZ!!!

Mr. Athlete's Global who thinks wearing a skeleton hoodie counts as wearing a costume...do you wanna rumble wit da bee, huh?


BZZZZZZZZZ!!!


Dude from SAW...do you wanna rumble wit da bee, huh?

BZZZZZZZZZZZ!!


Drunk guy who thought he was too cool for a costume....do you wanna rumble wit da bee, huh?


BZZZZZZZZZ!!!


Aye! You hillbilly!...do you wanna rumble wit da bee, huh?

BZZZZZZZZZZ!!!



Hey, Disturbia Model working at the club...do you wanna rumble wit da bee, huh?

BZZZZZZZZZ!

SKEE-OOP Delta....do you wanna rumble wit da bee, huh?

BZZZZZZZ!!!


Mrs. Officer, Mrs. Officer, do you wanna rumble wit da bee, huh?

BZZZZZZZZ!!!

Now that the Queen has made her point, and have made you reach your conclusion about how you don't wanna rumble wit da bee...QB would like to leave you with one final point....

SHE GOT A DONK!!!!!

I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T

"I love her cause she got her own

She don't need mine, so she leave mine alone

There ain't nothing that's more sexy

Than a girl that want but don't need me

Young independent, yea she work hard

But you can tell from the way that she walk

She don't slow down 'cause she ain't got time

To be complaining, shawty gon' shine

She don't expect nothing from no guy

She plays aggressive, but she still shy

But you never know her softer side

By lookin' in her eyes...."

-Jamie Foxx, She Got Her Own (Miss Independent Remix)

For a while, I started to feel as though black music, both rap and r&b, would only personify women in a negative light. They would only speak of the "bi***es and h**s," and if you weren't able to do tricks with your mouth and tongue, then there was no way they would make a song about you...Why waste the time?

"The shoes on my feet

I've bought it

The clothes I'm wearing

I've bought it

The rock I'm rockin'

I've bought it'

Cause I depend on me

If I wanted the watch you're wearin'

I'll buy it

The house I live in

I've bought it

The car I'm driving

I've bought it

I depend on me..."

-Destiny's Child, Independent Women

Recently a new kind of woman began to emerge in black music...THE INDEPENDENT WOMAN! It is not that these type of women just fell out of the sky one day, it is just that a new light is being shun on them; a light that is brighter then ever before.

The concept of an independent woman is not new and the concept of an independent black woman is DEFINITELY not true. What I do think, is that the concept of an independent black woman is often misconstrued. One of dictionary.com's definition of independent is, "not relying on another or others for aid or support," and I personally believe that an independent individual is just that (male or female). I believe it is negatively perceived when a woman says, "I don't need a man." My question is why?

"She got her own house

She got her own car

Two jobs, work hard, you a bad broad..."

-Webbie, Independent

I am going to switch the tone of this blog, and speak from my perspective. When I am asked, "Do you need a man?" My response is, "no." Then of course, the counter to that question is, "so then, why date?" The answer is simple, I do not NEED a man, but I WANT a man to SHARE my life with.

My responses to the above questions get me labeled as being plagued with "Single Black Woman Syndrome," but that is not the case at all. My responses simply go back to the fundamental definition of need and want. A need is what is necessary to survive, and that would be food, water, and love; Which are all things I can get without a man. A want is something desired, but not necessarily needed. I want to share my needs with a man. So what is wrong with that?

"Cause I am superwoman

Yes I am, Yes she is

Still when I am a mess, I still put on a vest

With an S on my chest

Oh yes, I'm a superwoman..."

-Alicia Keys, Superwoman

I work hard for everything I have. I am a 24 year old homeowner, I have a good job, my car is paid for, and all my bills are paid on time. In my own dating experiences, I have found that, as a woman who has her own is intimidating to some men. Despite what the songs may say, men typically still like to be the "bread-winner" and what to feel needed by their women. My response to those feelings is, WAKE UP! ITS 2008!

With divorce rates higher then ever before, then it is a wise move for women to have their own. For the economy in the state that it is in, it would only be wise for households to have dual incomes. But do not mistake me having my own as, I am not willing to share or not willing to let us grow together.

Is that still "Single Black Woman Syndrome?"

I Want to Try My Paw at this Blogging Stuff

Hello World! These past few days my mother had this new glow to her everytime she got her laptop. I overheard her telling a friend over the phone that she is loving this blogging stuff (I know I am going to get in trouble for being in grown folks business, but oh well!). So after I googled "blog" to see what it even is, I figured I would try my paw at it.

So that being said, let me intoduce myself to you world...My name is Mojo Edward Rhodan and I just turned 2 years old at the beginning of the month. I am an easy-going, fun loving kind of dog. I can make the toughest of the tough fall in love with me. Whatever you do, just don't mistake my kindness for my weakness, cuz I can hang with the best of them!

I am the son of Jennifer Rhodan, the grandson of Nancy Rhodan, the great-grandson of Roylee Gibson, and the godson of Erika Smith and Chino Simmons. I love my family dearly and if anyone was to mess with them, they would have to answer for me. Trust me, that is NOT what they want!

My likes are:

• Eating
• Sleeping
• Attention
• Playing with my toys
• Watching TV
• Getting my belly rubbed
• Going for car rides
• Begging
• Peace and Quiet

My Dislikes are:

• Baths
• Fake People
• Dogs!
• Going to the vet and groomer
• Loud Noises
• Sharing
• Being neglected

I am currently single. I refuse to settle for just any bitch, I am waiting on the right one to come around. I was with a bitch named Dolce for a awhile, but I caught her rolling around in the grass with another dog, so I had to cut her off. She is lucky that I didnt cut her!

ANYWAYS.....

Here are some places that you are likely to find me:

• In the window of my bedroom
• Under my mom's bed
• Begging whoever may be eating around me
• On the main staircase at my grandma's house
• Helping my great-grandma cook in the kitchen
• On the patio in my grandma's backyard
  

If you can't find me at any of the places that I listed above, it is most likely because I AM HIDING FROM YOU and I do not want to be found!

Well good people of the world, this has been fun. I hoped you enjoyed my very first blogging experience. Before I head off to make my evening poop, I just want to make sure I tell you all to go out and exercise your right to vote. I volunteered this fall for the Obama campaign, and it was the best a experience a pooch could ever imagine.

If you would like to contact me, the best way to reach me is through my email. You can email me at mojo_sexywhitecocoa@dogmail.com.